Uncle Arnie's
Sunrise Orange (2OZ)
Goodbye sluggish mornings, hello wide-eyed oomph! This scintillating blast of citrus is a THC-infused energy shot that’ll have you buzzing like a bee on daisies. It’s the rare kick in the pants that feels great!
$5.50
Magic Mango (2OZ)
On the go? Grab an Uncle Arnie's 10mg THC Magic Mango Shot! Get ready for a little twist with our Magic Mango shot. Remember those mango gummy rings? Uncle Arnie took the flavor, and created a cool, fruity blast with a surprise peachy finish that makes every sip a bit of an adventure. But unlike gummies, Arnies nano-molecular tech will have you feeling magic in 20-40 minutes.
$5.50
Strawberry Kiwi (2OZ)
Someone asked us why it’s kiwi strawberry and not strawberry kiwi. I follow law firm naming conventions for all my products, which dictates names should appear in order of ascending mass. Also like a law firm, I still love to send letters.
$5.50
Blueberry Nightcap (2OZ)
We packed the exquisite taste of wild, ripe blueberries into a superlative shot of CBN that sends you into REM sleep faster than you can count fourteen sheep. If you think our other creations turn a routine day into an unforgettable odyssey, wait’ll you see what Blueberry Nightcap does for your dreams! Wait, wait... I’m not dreaming right now am I? When I wake up, remind me to invent Blueberry Nightcap in real life.
$5.50
Raspberry Lemonade (12OZ)
When life gives you lemonade, make something even better! Add some Raspberry dazzle dazzle to your life with our new, Raspberry Lemonade. With zero sugar, and only 5 calories, it’ll keep you feeling berry good all day long!
$32.00
Strawberry Lemonade (12OZ)
What do you get when you add lemony tartness, and berry sweet goodness, but take away all the sugar and calories? Our Strawberry Lemonade! Big on flavor, with only 5 calories. Easy Peezy Lemon Squeezy.
$32.00
Zen Magic Tea (12OZ)
This zero-cal wonder is simultaneously invigorating and profoundly relaxing! It's like the’91 Hurricanes and babbling brook teamed up to create a drink! Touchdown!
$32.00
Cherry Limeade (12OZ)
There’s two types of cherries in this world: tart and sweet. Get the best of both with this cherry limeade that’s as zesty as the limbo line on a cruise liner on the gentle coast of Ocho Rios. It’s a cracking good time. How low can you go?
$32.00
Watermelon Wave (12OZ)
Watermelon, that sweetest of summertime staples, is 92% water. A watermelon wave? Extra juicy! Brewed for maximum thirst-quenching thrills and relaxation, it’s like taking the Tilt-a-Whirl in a seaside resort. Now that’s a wave worth chasing!
$32.00
Iced Tea Lemonade (12OZ)
Tangy lemonade with oh so mellow tea. Did you know the largest species of lemon can grow to be 5lbs? That’s a lot of lemon! Don’t worry we don’t use THAT much lemon. Like I was saying—the perfect blend.
$32.00